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Question: How do baseball players stay cool?
Answer:Sit next to their fans.

Question: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer:So he could tie the score.

Question: How do baseball players stay cool?
Answer: Sit next to their fans.
Question: How do baseball players stay cool?
Answer: Sit next to their fans.

Question: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
Answer: Because you dribble on the floor!

Two scuba divers surface after a long, deep dive. As their heads pop out of the water, a squad of jets (called Buccaneers in South Africa) flies low above their heads. The one diver puts his hands over his ears and shouts, "It's those Buccaneers!!!"
To which the other replies, "Yeah, mine are hurting too!"

A group of guys went fishing. After each had enjoyed their catch they were sitting around chatting about the number of fish each caught.
Kent said he caught 10, Randell said he caught 15, Homer said he caught 28, Winston remained quiet for a moment then said without counting "I think I have so many I can't put "em in one pile!"

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

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